Weekends always tend to bring out the unpredictable.
I have a friend. He's a black cat with a touch of white on him. He and I would hang in the driveway and hunt mice and
tuco tucos together. We tend not to talk much, just enjoying the silent comradery of going after the kill.
My friend decided to enter into the inner garden and go after an
hornero's mud nest near the chimney cap. This is a thick cement chimney cap that does wonders for keeping out the rain. It does not do much for keeping out cats, or allowing easy access to rescue cats.
My friend fell down the chimney. Quite a fall, I must say. Contrary to what Santa does, he did not come out into the living room. He remained on a shelf, within the chimney, unable to go back up, and certainly unable to slip through a small air vent that extends the width of the chimney. Unless, of course, he lost a LOT of weight, and even then pretty impossible.
So...the Handlers did what any person would do, faced with this predicament. They gave the cat something to eat by sliding a styrofoam tray through the narrow opening (water too), and then they searched on Google: "What to do if a cat falls down the chimney."
Search showed in April of this year, a fire department in the UK busted a hole in the chimney to remove a cat.
Ok...this is the UK, and they just voted themselves out of BREXIT so should we be surprised that this was the option they selected to remove a cat from a chimney?
Strangely enough, this was the option that mini Female Handler selected as well. This was NOT one of the options the Handlers selected. The first option was ....lower a 10-Liter wine basket down the chimney and have the cat climb in for the elevator up.
On second thought, that's a totally ridiculous idea. It was REJECTED! The rejection was accompanied by much hissing and swatting of the basket.
I decided it was nap time.
The Handlers have been meaning to trim back this juniper near the front porch. (Has anyone read
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie?)
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(Makes you wonder what exactly is that patch job on the chimney where it widens...) |
Long story short, my friend managed to use the juniper branches as a ladder to escape.